What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
I have aggressive nipples.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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