So at this point...I'm sure you heard the story about Saturday night
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
Just make sure my intervention has a theme...
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
Just caught myself trying to make grilled cheese with the stove off. I think my dad knows I'm high.
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
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