Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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