Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
highlight from tonight: i hit on her and her mother.
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
Almost gave myself a concussion stealing a stuffed unicorn hanging on a street sign but hey I got home safe
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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