okay pat passed out under dana's car
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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