.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
you kept saying 'its nothing a six pack wont fix' as they loaded you into the ambulance.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
I can't trust your balls anymore.
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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