Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
i came on her dog
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
she wants to wait til the kids are asleep so im just shotgunning the parents beers in the pillow fort. I love fucking babysitters
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
Dude there's ten thousand dollars worth of damage to the kids house and three thousand in stolen property and his dog is missing he is pissed
If I give him back his dog do you think he'll invite me to the next party
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