she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
Randomize
