hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
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Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
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All of my exes are either overweight and neckbearded or dead. Someone out there is looking out for me.
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
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