Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
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