I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
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