He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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