There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
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