you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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