Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
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she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
I may or may not have just ruined a marriage. But in my defense I got all my drinks for free tonight.
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He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
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