UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
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