Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
I threw my back out having sex last night. I don’t know whether to high five myself for a job well done or cry because I’m old.
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
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