whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I swear to god Optimus Prime and Megatron are fighting in my head right now.
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
I figured it out. hungover me hates drunk me, drunk me hates sober me, and sober me hates being sober. so yes, were blacking out tonight.
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
Idk if you've ever had the pleasure of 1. Vomiting on a sidewalk - at 3 in the afternoon 2. Vomiting nachos or 3. Vomiting nachos out of your nose but really I do not advise any of the above.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
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