So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
I think I broke my toilet with my head. There are ceramic pieces everywhere. and I might still be drunk.
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