is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
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I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
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Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
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