420 ftw
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
He doesn't belong with God. He belongs face-down in a pile of his own excrement, vomit, blood and semen. Then pissed on by Satan.
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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