Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
I bought a Christmas tree in my drunken state last night, after walking a half mile in search of vino and prior to my apparently playing boardgames with my boyfriend's family. There is no way you are on my level.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
It took him an hour to realize I wasn't this "Sarah" girl, and by then he was already crying and eating pizza rolls.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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