so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
I just rolled a blunt at my desk. Happy early Friday!
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
Should I put the spider I likely swallowed in my sleep into my calorie tracker?
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