Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
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