So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
You're always adorable, but when you're drunk, you're like Chia Pet adorable.
I'm currently witnessing my drunk neighbor attempting to fold laundry on his front lawn. I think he's trying to spell out HELP.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
Drank for free all night and I'm not even sleeping w the bartender. What is this magic?
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
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