She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
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I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
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He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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