my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
Most eventful shower ever. Jacked off, peed and puked in there.
Some girl at the bar was showing us her chipped tooth as a pick up line.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
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