Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
Floor bacon is actually really good
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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