so that wasnt chicken after all
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
Dear sober self: your car keys are in the glove compartment, your car is outside the church. I hope you're reading this from your own bed instead of someone else's.
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
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