The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
goodnight i made you a song goodbye
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
Yup, found the vomit in the side compartment. My bad.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
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