She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
and than he said 'I did amateur porn for a while' and I just knew tinder did not fail me this time
Is this like a preordered booty call?
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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