uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
This is classic penis vs brain.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
I swear to god, I'm like....the Jedi master of dick.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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