My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
I hate the hobo that sits outside our building
Joe or Chris?
do i even wanna kno y u kno their names?
well i came home drunk one night and Chris offered me a beer as i was coming in, it was kinda weird but i wasn't goin to deny a free beer. you're proolly talkin about Joe though, he's the one with the fucked up eye.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
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