What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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