he quoted cool runnings while we were having sex: feel the rythm,feel the rhyme, get on up, its bobsled time
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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