But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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