I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
That's why girls suck all the time. Blah blah nag nag drama drama buy me things but I won't touch your penis
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
Can vaginas get frostbite?
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
So please don't worry, but I need some help getting blood out of my drywall so I can get my security deposit back. I would not ask if the need was not great.
Just made my first drink, took 2 sips feel like god
He ate me out while I stood on his bed drinking a Rainier.
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