idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
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well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
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He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
Shut up. I hate you. We're doing shots tomorrow. Fuck the consequences.
that may or may not have been my penis.
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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