her vagine was all disorganized.
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
My friend asked me if I got home okay and I replied "Glad teat. Goodnight." Usually I can translate drunk me, but I'm even lost on that one.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
I'm gonna have to start putting baby wipes and a change of pants in my bag. The amount of times I'm scared of shitting my pants in public is too high and I need the reassurance
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
Randomize
