we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
So I got cockblocked by our relationship status last night
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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