Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
i just had sex bonerless
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
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being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
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Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
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