So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
I totally just friend requested the girl I met in jail last night so that I could give her back the sunglasses she lent me upon our release. See, I'm not a total delinquent.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
Cover your peen. We're going out.
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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