The only reason you're wearing underwear tonight is cause you have a family dinner before
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
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so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
i caught myself talking to a pigeon about my yeast infection.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
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I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
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