forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
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You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
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My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
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