i fell asleep last night with fifteen animal crackers in my mouth. rock bottom dude.
Really? You have stories that rival having a threesome with the two best friends of the guy your kinda seeing? Thats impressive.
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
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