I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
its 10 pm and i am cleaning vomit off the ceiling. i am nowhere near drunk enough for this to be funny.
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
Do you have paint?
Paint? I wish
OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
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