Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
Randomize
