You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
I think his parents are learning english from the phrases I shout during sex.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
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