There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
