there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
I put miralax in my rum/coke. Go hard or go home.
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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