Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
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names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
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There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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