have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
please tell me that the half empty jar of cocktail sauce on the table has nothing to do with my missing seamonkeys
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
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