At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
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I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
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Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
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I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
Because sadly the idea of me having a girlfriend is crazy enough to be an April fools prank
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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