I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
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he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
Let's never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
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Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
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