why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
On celebration of the Supreme Court ruling I feel it is our patriotic duty to have a threesome
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
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