Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
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